Unexpected Response! 22, Vegas

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Him: Honestly I don't really know what I am into. I just want to meet the right girl to figure it all out with.

Her: That's interesting. You know, I talked to a few matches last night, and you're the first one to respond like that. Most men are very forward when an attractive woman asks them about their fantasies. I'm glad to see that there are still honest, pure men out there.

Unexpected Response! 21, Vegas

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Pretty sure you all know by now that most of our submissions are from men, so from now on, we're not denoting it unless there's a reason to believe otherwise.

to become an actor/director for movies

Unexpected Response! 27, Male, Vegas

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Become a real boy

Very cheeky! We approve.

Unexpected Response! 20, Male, Vegas

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This one is listed because it's unexpectedly tame and sweet.

To kiss a model

Unexpected Response! 21, Male, Goldsboro (NC)

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HIM: Having sex with the lights off is about as dark as it gets I suppose


HER: That's surprising. Of the 200 men who messaged me today, you're maybe the third one who doesn't have any dark sexual fantasies (or maybe just the third one who's not interested in revealing them to a complete stranger on the internet). I like that about you. I've got to ask, what hobbies are you working to pay for?

Unexpected Response! 27, Male, Las Vegas

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Him: Idk but definitely leave behind my footprint. I guess that includes me being crazy since I'm from here. I like to laugh at my own jokes and sing loudly in my car. Other than that, I'm pretty normal, lol.

So what do you do out here for work?


Her: Right now I'm trying to find an agency to sign with so I'm not just working for free...

Unexpected Response! 30, Male, Portland (OR)

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Him: Well hello Madeline. You seem like a highly intriguing individual. so I'm wondering why your messaging me when I'm in Portland. Are you may be thinking about visiting this town? my name is Sean by the way.


Her: Hi Sean, that's such a sexy name! My ex-girlfriend lives in Portland. I was thinking of visiting for personal reasons, you know lol. I'm messaging you because Quickmatch said we had a pretty high match and because I know some other freelance girls in that area and Im trying to see if there are any photographers who might need to hire a model for a shoot. You never know where you might find the right connections!

Unexpected Message! 25, Male, Las Vegas

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As some of you may know, we run a blog showcasing men's dirty messages and intimate fantasies. We've also gotten some more... unexpected responses to our script. Take a look:

Her: Hi, my name is [NAME]. I moved from [POINT A] to [POINT B] for my [CAREER] and I want to meet as many new people as possible. If you ever see me on the street, don't hesitate to say hi!

What are you into? What are your fantasies?

Message me back if you're interested. I'd love to get to know you.

His Unexpected Response:
You want to meet as many people as possible....

that makes me feel real unique

Aww. We're not fans of sour grapes, but what do you think? Does he have a point?

Hunters

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The dentist who killed the lion has been all over the news. Here is this woman's take on hunting for trophies.

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Not only is this man absolutely gorgeous but he is the best Marluxia cosplayer I have ever seen ♥
I love you.

How to talk about somebody you dislike with great intensity.

Parental Advisory: Contains creative profanity in a language other than English.

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Mi liria,

[insert name here] l'est un sijare. Njet, njet gokuchin. SIJARE. Vierdertine, cojeur-bidet, bura cojeur. Arenveken kosulka. (Desole, Illybrius, MADREveken kosulka.) Birjet quendertine. Sijare, madreveken lauko-coquet. Birjet'eone. Enervencognate kocho-kosulka. Tamsang peisang-decime cojeur. Tamyolen, tamcognate-- njet, doucognate-- zoocoquet dottircojeur-bidet. Lauschiestekopf. Schiestenalimenter.

HELP!!!

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The truth: I do not want to be here. I love attending the classes and hearing the discussions presented-- until time becomes a constraint. Until I am in some way prevented from presenting my full view on a subject. Until the instructor decides he is tired of hearing what I have to say and forces some less voluntary person to volunteer an opinion. I do not want to go to the financial aid office, though Grandpa wants me to. I do not want to get involved in a dialog with somebody when I don't even know what my grandparents want me to ask, when I have no idea what I'm doing but will inevitably be forced to do more, when I don't even want what I'm asking for but will be grilled on it later. I am trapped.

What I want to do is sell my artwork, achieve money for my raw and untrained talent. I want to go into business for myself; I want to be famous yet governmentally anonymous. There are too many constraints placed upon things: needing a business license, for example, prevents me from opening shop. I despise paperwork-- I am very uncomfortable filling out forms-- and thus do not fill out job apps well. I can never be sure I'm answering things ACCURATELY. So I don'tahve a job and my grandparents are FORCING me to either go to school or move out. I don't have the money to move out: My grandparents have access to my bank account and they smother me that way too. I am not independent. I am not free. I do not want to be here AT ALL. But I can't go back because if I did I'd still be forced to follow somebody else's rules. I want to live on my own or with friends, have a job that's enjoyable but not demanding and doesn't rely on test scores or level of training. I know it can be done: Will SOMEBODY tell me how?!

New day. New drama.

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Not that it's ever really different. News given sooner than the one who was "supposed" to tell actually tells... blame, finger-pointing, screaming at whoever's there. Language barriers, inability to understand anything that's not part of somebody's own little world, hypocrisy... Jumping and instinctively looking in the mirror perched atop my scanner to make sure nobody's in the doorway.... Yeah, I should be doing my homework now. Do I care? Shit's happening all around me and nobody can be bothered to tell anybody else until it's too late. Their people won't let our people help, etc.

Here's a tip:

Don't judge the many by the actions of the few!

So a couple people from a place fucked with you. Big fucking deal. That doesn't give you the right to be prejudiced against EVERYBODY from that place! So if you don't like the help that we are offering, go FUCK yourself because I am not going to sit there and try to defend my home and the people in it! We don't make you guys answer for being from wherever you're from, so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP AN OPEN FUCKING MIND! That is NOT too much to ask (Corri and Akuma!)

Now, Orion, as for you, fine, I shouldn't have called you a useless twit, but on the other hand, you shouldn't have BEEN a useless twit. When we want answers and it's past 10 at night, stop beating around the bush and give us the fucking answers. If vagueness was what we were LOOKING for, you answers would have most assuredly been more than adequate. Sorry to be so rough but goddamnit, that was IMPORTANT. Oh, and instead of blubbering and wringing your hands when Lee starts to pulse from frustration, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM THE INFORMATION HE WAS ASKING FOR ALL ALONG? IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING COME TO ALL OF THAT, AND UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD, WHICH I DON'T THINK YOU ARE, YOU SHOULD KNOW, UNDERSTAND, AND APPLY THE MEANING OF THE WORD "SPECIFIC." IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE!

Illybrius, yes, I married Drepanon. Yes, I know you hate him. Get over it or move out.

The rest of you, just in general: GET IT TOGETHER! I know you're all smarter than you've been acting, and no, I'm not the boss of you, but I hate to see wasted potential and I hate to see people so intelligent act like complete fucking retards, pardon my term. Akuma, you want Lee, then stop whimpering about it and take him. Orion, you want Lee to be happy, then don't make him start fucking CUTTING before you give him what he ASKS for. Pumpkin, stop listening to the girl's foibles and FIX her if you know how!

Have I made myself clear? No? Go back and read it again, because I am fucking sick and tired of repeating myself.

By the way, this is an open letter.